dont touch me

August 19, 2014 at 6:31pm
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Reblogged from corpish

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via officialwhitegirls)

6:03pm
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Reblogged from narcotic

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via greetings)

5:34pm
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Reblogged from toxicmp3

toxicmp3:

me when i swallow

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

5:06pm
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Reblogged from firaja

firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

(via sniffing)

4:37pm
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Reblogged from torritron
lulz-time:

sirigglesworth:
OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

lulz-time:

sirigglesworth:

OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

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(Source: torritron, via officialwhitegirls)

4:09pm
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Reblogged from daydreamradio
daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

(via officialwhitegirls)

3:40pm
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Reblogged from evilscientist

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via officialwhitegirls)

3:11pm
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Reblogged from mareepe

mareepe:

scene is a phase. Emo is forever

(via asvprock)

2:43pm
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Reblogged from dildonts

supermattural:

diarrheasmoothie:

me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal

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did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold 

(Source: dildonts, via greetings)

2:14pm
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Reblogged from failbag

failbag:

I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me

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(via chiddy01)

1:46pm
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Reblogged from taco-bell-rey
starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

(via officialwhitegirls)

1:17pm
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Reblogged from flawlessvevo
so-humorous:

Oh my god

so-humorous:

Oh my god

(Source: flawlessvevo, via gnarly)

datapagan:

this entire website

datapagan:

this entire website

(via greetings)

12:20pm
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Reblogged from reuniite

Me: I should do something with my life
Me: *opens tumblr*

11:51am
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Reblogged from mewchamp

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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(via officialwhitegirls)