dont touch me

September 16, 2014 at 6:41pm
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Reblogged from manipulistic
manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

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6:21pm
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6:03pm
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Reblogged from scissor

scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

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5:43pm
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Reblogged from precumming

stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

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thought-not-spoken:

sableable:

animal crossing 4: you get mistaken for the new pope

animal crossing: new belief

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5:04pm
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Reblogged from lindsaylohoean

lindsaylohoean:

people who make their snapchat stories 100 fucking seconds long

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ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

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4:25pm
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Reblogged from thequeerclone

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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4:06pm
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3:47pm
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3:27pm
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Reblogged from sodomymcscurvylegs

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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3:08pm
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Reblogged from tyleroakley

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

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2:48pm
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Reblogged from fivestupidboys

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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2:29pm
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Reblogged from hungarian

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

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2:10pm
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Reblogged from best-of-memes

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