dont touch me

July 23, 2014 at 6:06pm
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Reblogged from vapooreon-deactivated20140405

vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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(via tyrabanker)

thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

(via sniffing)

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

(via asvprock)

3:22pm
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Reblogged from 4gifs
mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via chiddy01)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via officialwhitegirls)

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

(via africandad)

12:39pm
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Reblogged from whoredinarygirl

whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via perks-of-being-chinese)

11:45am
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Reblogged from laughing420

(Source: laughing420, via asvprock)

10:49am
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Reblogged from taco-bell-rey

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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(Source: taco-bell-rey, via officialwhitegirls)

9:55am
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Reblogged from greetings

greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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(via greetings)

July 22, 2014 at 6:06pm
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Reblogged from iexl-deactivated20140427

MASSIVE GIVEAWAY

iexl:

dis dick

(via gnarly)

5:11pm
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Reblogged from heliolisk

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

(via tyrabanker)

4:16pm
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Reblogged from thesugarhole

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via sniffing)

2:27pm
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Reblogged from co-ver

legalisation:

911 yes i need company

(Source: co-ver, via asvprock)

1:33pm
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Reblogged from shotakingamu

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

(Source: shotakingamu, via burgerkid)