You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
me when i swallow
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…
My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal
did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold
I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me
Can I have a source???
Oh my god
this entire website
Me: I should do something with my life
Me: *opens tumblr*