dont touch me

July 30, 2014 at 6:06pm
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Reblogged from j5h

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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5:11pm
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Reblogged from adventurecomics

socialjustinope:

true gender equality

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4:17pm
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Reblogged from codeinewarrior

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

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2:27pm
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straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

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1:33pm
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whoredinarygirl:

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

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12:38pm
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Reblogged from pocketbeastie

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(via fangirlingoverdemigods)

coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

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10:49am
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Reblogged from femalemaincharacter

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via gnarly)

9:55am
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Reblogged from caramelfringe

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

(via asvprock)

July 29, 2014 at 6:06pm
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Reblogged from nayx

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

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5:11pm
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Reblogged from baara

smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

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“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

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4:17pm
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Reblogged from cuntysupreme
cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

(via chiddy01)

3:22pm
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Reblogged from starkid-nerdfighter

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

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2:27pm
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Reblogged from bitrates

bitrates:

Her booty had me like

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